Has one seen J.P. Sousa?- Not the ole chap who is opposed to the talking machines, but our good compadre in the confederacy of dunces? Every once in a while, I get a text message from him, but that is it. I understand that he has a real job and a polish girlfriend, but I have this terrible feeling that we have been neglected.
Where are you Joder? Come out come out wherever you are!
Please report any sightings to the blog
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I believe I saw Sousa at a skanky strip club in Charleston recently. Well, a friend of mine said he saw him there. I wasn't actually there. I told my friend what Sousa looks like one time, and my friend said he saw him at this sleazy strip joint. My friend was getting a super hot lap dance from a bodacious babe, and he says he saw JP Sous from across the room. My friend then got really pissed because he discovered that aforementioned babe had stolen all of the cash out of his wallet. My friend then did some things he now seriously regrets, and he is lying low and can't go to the lab today, because he might be wanted for murder.
My friend also needs to go to the grocery store some time this week. He's out of chickpeas and wants to make some more hummus. His effing roommate ate all of his.
SOUSA ALERT: I have just received an ambiguous email from J.P. Sousa containing a picture of not one, but two Summit Coffee Mugs. I am assuming that this means he is in or around Davidson, NC.
I believe J.P. Sousa may have skipped the country and may be living outside of Toronto. He has probably just killed a moose and is experimenting with ways to preserve the meat. I don't suggest covering it in moss; Chris McCandliss knows that is a bad idea.
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